FASHION TIPS!!!!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Hahahahahahahha. The very title wants me to laugh because the last person you should come to for fashion tips is me! TIPS technically means to insure prompt service but after my tips it will become to initiate prompt slaps... Not me, yourself!!

Anyway back to fashion.. I've been going shopping from the past two weeks (ok last sunday and today, still technically I feel as tired as if I have been shopping everyday!!) Anyway my shopping sprees were a big flop show. I really went with the idea to shop till I drop. Here are a few reasons why I didn't...

1. I am sick and tired of seeing the tie-me-up here and there tops. We wear stitched tops. Why the hell do I need a patch of cloth hanging around as if the top would drop...

2. Throw the anarkali tops. If you must keep them, stitch them properly!! The same line near the chest with one umbrella bottom! It doesn't rain in Chennai!

3. WHY the hell is glitter needed for all tops??? Even formal shirts?? And WHY does the thread poke so much? 2 points down for this one no comfort, blindness causing!!

4. Next coming to tunics... There are sub categories for this since tunics are my favourite

a. Place pockets in appropriate places, not weird places!! (DUH)

b. The buttons needn't be blindening (That word can now be added in the Webster dictionary)

c. NEED NOT HAVE A BELT OR A LAADI!!!

5. Shirts - Why are they so badly stitched? Puff sleeves for shirts? Do I look like Little Miss Muffet to you??

6. Kurtas - WHY glitter?? Whatever happened to embroidery?? Or just make the damn things plain! And one more problem with Kurtas - sleeve size.. TOO long / TOO short!!

7. Harem pants - Let me just ignore they exist.

8. Leggings - Leggings are good if they are made of the right fabric with the right sizes.. Otherwise I'll have to use them as christmas stockings!! HO HO HO!

9. Jeans with embroidery: Please!!! Why embroider jeans? Denim is the best fabric ever. Why spoil its classic look? And what's with bell bottoms?? I'm not going to sing naino mein sapna...

10. Hipsters: This one's censored - All I can say is how much lower??

11. Lace on shirts - Three problems

a. I'm not an english butler

b. I'm not going to be on the cover of any magazine like you know what!!

c. Shoe lace is better!!!

12. Skirts - Too long or too short! too girly or too straight! I need to walk...you know with out the danger of tears... And the girly ones?? They flare... Lesser said the better

13. Stoles - They've really got to be stolen from all shops. That's all I want to say!!

14. Waist coats: Personally I love these... But why are they made of wool in Chennai?? And why the devil don't they come till the waist???

15. Belts - I don't believe in violence, but even with all the jhang (buckles, GLITTER, etc) .. I can see enough to belt anyone...

Ok, by now you know I'm never going to open a boutique, because I guess this is what sells, otherwise why would ALL shops have the SAME stuff??

If you agree with ANY of the above, tell me where you shop... I'll be thankful to you!!

About connections and more...

The Connection to my office A/C conked off!! Naa this post is not about that connection... Ok bad start. I can't even delete that!! Anyway have you noticed how we just hit it off with some people? I mean I have never understood movies when people come and say "Will you be friends?" and shake hands. Is friendship a planned thing? You just take a liking to ppl right? At least I do...

I have recently started talking to one of my childhood best friends. She and I were neighbours. I was three and a half back then and I still remember! I spoke to her in Tamil and she spoke in Kannada, but in spite of language problems we became inseparable siamese twins. Even today we can just talk about anything. That day when we were chatting after a really long time I was surprised how both of us could still ramble on!!

I laugh when I think about this one... A classmate had told me she was a snob and a bore. And I actually went and confronted that girl asking her why the other girl said that!! Ok, they fought (What? I have always been straight forward!!) but a new friendship was born!! We are like chalk and cheese and have nothing in common. But who said you need to to be friends??

Sometimes you take a liking to someone naturally but have no idea how to say "mujhse dosti karoge?" She was new in school, so I asked her "How do you like this school?" Only to be snapped at "It's my first day here!!" What more could I say?? But we both still laugh abt that (Don't kill me for making you sound like the BAD one here. We both know you aren't!!)

Connections needn't be there from the time you know a person, they can be formed later...It's really weird how sometimes being classmates for so long we never were good friends!! Now we talk for hours together...

Others are there from even before you remember!! I have heard how close we both were. Wish I did remember.. But that doesn't matter since we still are!! They are busy with their lives and studies, but when we do meet, we could almost cause an electrocution!!

Some connections are unexplainable. (I never was good in Electrical subjects but that's not the point here) But still one cannot deny that they are there...

Now let's digress to internet connections (!!) I am not marketing any social site here (!!) Connections do rise from there as well! Stronger than imaginable!! (I am being entirely positive here...) Connecting, disconnecting and more all in my hands. I can just switch off the modem hehehe.. Windows closing is an option... Going invisible is a more polite option... Not if I want to stay connected for a long long time though...

I don't know much about electrical connections... But I have an option to get to know...

How???

My office A/C is getting repaired tomorrow!!