FASHION TIPS!!!!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Hahahahahahahha. The very title wants me to laugh because the last person you should come to for fashion tips is me! TIPS technically means to insure prompt service but after my tips it will become to initiate prompt slaps... Not me, yourself!!

Anyway back to fashion.. I've been going shopping from the past two weeks (ok last sunday and today, still technically I feel as tired as if I have been shopping everyday!!) Anyway my shopping sprees were a big flop show. I really went with the idea to shop till I drop. Here are a few reasons why I didn't...

1. I am sick and tired of seeing the tie-me-up here and there tops. We wear stitched tops. Why the hell do I need a patch of cloth hanging around as if the top would drop...

2. Throw the anarkali tops. If you must keep them, stitch them properly!! The same line near the chest with one umbrella bottom! It doesn't rain in Chennai!

3. WHY the hell is glitter needed for all tops??? Even formal shirts?? And WHY does the thread poke so much? 2 points down for this one no comfort, blindness causing!!

4. Next coming to tunics... There are sub categories for this since tunics are my favourite

a. Place pockets in appropriate places, not weird places!! (DUH)

b. The buttons needn't be blindening (That word can now be added in the Webster dictionary)

c. NEED NOT HAVE A BELT OR A LAADI!!!

5. Shirts - Why are they so badly stitched? Puff sleeves for shirts? Do I look like Little Miss Muffet to you??

6. Kurtas - WHY glitter?? Whatever happened to embroidery?? Or just make the damn things plain! And one more problem with Kurtas - sleeve size.. TOO long / TOO short!!

7. Harem pants - Let me just ignore they exist.

8. Leggings - Leggings are good if they are made of the right fabric with the right sizes.. Otherwise I'll have to use them as christmas stockings!! HO HO HO!

9. Jeans with embroidery: Please!!! Why embroider jeans? Denim is the best fabric ever. Why spoil its classic look? And what's with bell bottoms?? I'm not going to sing naino mein sapna...

10. Hipsters: This one's censored - All I can say is how much lower??

11. Lace on shirts - Three problems

a. I'm not an english butler

b. I'm not going to be on the cover of any magazine like you know what!!

c. Shoe lace is better!!!

12. Skirts - Too long or too short! too girly or too straight! I need to walk...you know with out the danger of tears... And the girly ones?? They flare... Lesser said the better

13. Stoles - They've really got to be stolen from all shops. That's all I want to say!!

14. Waist coats: Personally I love these... But why are they made of wool in Chennai?? And why the devil don't they come till the waist???

15. Belts - I don't believe in violence, but even with all the jhang (buckles, GLITTER, etc) .. I can see enough to belt anyone...

Ok, by now you know I'm never going to open a boutique, because I guess this is what sells, otherwise why would ALL shops have the SAME stuff??

If you agree with ANY of the above, tell me where you shop... I'll be thankful to you!!