Disclaimer: Megz is telling nothing but the truth... This post is meant to be funny... (Now I know you will not laugh all the more!!)

Anyway, top ten bizarre incidents in the life of Megz...

3. Ms A gets mad @ Megz for throwing a surprise b'day party for her! (Reason: birthdays are 'wild' in India Note: waise it's not 'wild' to Party in US...)

67. ... One fine sunny morning, Ms + decides to follow path of detachment... Only she doesn't know the meaning or the rhyme or reason...

456. Mr. UY calls on sunday (Local calls are not free here..) , calls again for no rhyme or reason, laughs all the (yes, again for no poem (!!!) or season!), ETC (!!!) and then tells the world "she likes me" (Megz should have just bashed his head, but ahimsa is what she believes in...)

0978. Ms. &* talks (read as internet chat) all night about things that 'bother' her. And then says " How inquisitive!!" (No Comments, how can I when I was so sleepy???)

67845. Megz can make people laugh (or the lack thereof! That itself is funny) Girls come tell Megz "You crave for attention" (Duh!!! Who asked for attention or stand-at-ease with that kind of talent??)

129020. Ok, this is really funny. >>> is in some corner of Africa. Megz doesn't know him. He asks for treat. Gets ticked off by her (I don't treat aquaintances, forget strangers!) (Please read >>> as a scared stalker calling himself a mysterious admirer!!) Anyway, 'friends' tick off Megz!!!

Megz is told "I want to throw charcoal on your face, then you'll know how it is to be dark..." And is later called racist!!

And Megz thinks she's weird...